Cue it, Dick Tracy days are here again. Strap this baby to your wrist and you'll be hard-pressed not to pull on your trench coat, knuckle-up and start fighting crime. Don't let us stop you. With a whopping 1.5 mile range, 800 encrypted channels and VOX voice-activated response, super-villains everywhere will tremble in fear. Coordinate crime syndicate takedowns, hikes in the woods, or, get this, Cub Scout, Boy Scout and Girl Scout expeditions. Imagine a whole troop of Scouts skulking about the woods, hiding, ditching, seeking and scaring one another. Yet you can reach any one of them with a push of the oh-so-retro-cool TALK/CALL button. Just the very idea of this device actually existing should bring a smile to your face. Unless you're a SuperVillain and someone wearing one of these is coming to take you down any minute now.

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